King Arthur Movie Tristan

All the weeks fluff stories about those celebrity nuts

Fluffernutter Update, There is a new Fluffernutter ice cream (right), possibly the greatest combination of junk foods since that whole "you got your chocolate in my peanut butter" debacle.

Britney Spears went back into rehab this week, then promply left. Then went back in...

The Van Halen reunion tour is apparently off.

The anti-Oscars, the Razzies, hold their 27th annual worst of Hollywood award Saturday Night in Hollywood. Nominated for worst picture is a stellar cast of junk, of which there seems to be no shortage:

Basic Instinct 2 (a.k.a. Basically, It Stinks, Too), Bloodrayne, Lady In The Water, Little Man, Wicker Man

Worst Actor: Tim Allen (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,
The Shaggy Dog and Zoom), Nicolas Cage (Wicker Man), Larry, The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) (Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector), Rob Schneider (The Benchwarmers and Little Man), Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans (Little Man).

Worst Actress: Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff (Material Girls), Lindsay Lohan (Just My Luck), Kristanna Loken (Bloodrayne), Jessica Simpson (Employee Of The Month), Sharon Stone (Basically It Stinks, Too).

Other categories include worst supporting actor, worst supporting actress, worst director, worst screen couple (Tim Allen and Martin Short), worst remake or rip-off, worst prequel or sequel, worst screenplay and worst excuse for family entertainment (Deck the Halls)

Britney Spears is back in/has left rehab.

Liberal leadership candidate, and fiddler ordinaire Ashley MacIsaac has married his boyfriend, Andrew Stokes, on stage in Halifax. To which I can only add - ewwww.

Van Halen tour is on/off.

Soccer superstar David Beckham and his wife Posh 'Victoria' Spice have been house hunting in LA. Unfortunately, $20M doesn't buy what it used to, and the pair are frustrated, unable to find an appropriate house that doesn't need work.

Britney Spears is back in/has left rehab.

Van Halen tour is on/off.

Britney Spears is back in/has left rehab. Actually, as much fun as this is, don't you get the sad sick feeling that we are witnessing this girl having a breakdown in front of our eyes? At this stage nothing would please me more than having to not write the name Britney Spears again. Sadly, I expect that to not happen. I just hope that I won't be ending this segment with Britney Spears sometime in the near future.

Newfoundland Artist Dermot O'Reilly, guitar player for Ryan's Fancy, died last Saturday of an apparent heart attack. O'Reilly was in his mid-60's, and was keeping a regular performance schedule after emergency quintuple bypass surgery in 2005.

I found two items of interest this week, the first, an opinion piece from The Economist magazine, attempts to explain champagne socialists (or gulfstream environmentalists, if you prefer).

THE European Commission's recent proposals to limit car pollution, and the climate-change debate in general, are revealing a cultural divide in Europe: nothing less than a continental rift over what really constitutes political leadership.

The northern view (for want of a better term that embraces the Swedish and the Dutch) is that the responsibility to set a good example is part of a politician's job. If a new leader decides to change his party's policy to make it greener, as David Cameron did with Britain's Conservatives, it is incumbent on him to be seen going to work on a bicycle (even if a car is following with all his papers). Equally, if the European Commission wants to legislate to reduce car emissions, the commissioner responsible must promise to swap his gas-guzzling Mercedes for a puny Toyota Prius—even if that offends Germany's mighty car lobby. He and the commission must, after all, set an example.

the southern (or Mediterranean) view is that public authorities should make and enforce the law, but not otherwise nag on about personal behaviour. Hence, the French left has always rejected criticism of champagne socialism (gauche-caviar) on the ground that what matters are the policies, not the lifestyles, of Socialist leaders.

This holds even though the environment commissioner himself is Greek, not Swedish or Dutch. He is supposed to take on the ethical and moral characteristics of his portfolio. He inherits, as it were, the view from Europe's Protestant north that personal behaviour is central to political leadership.

There's much more, and it's an interesting piece. It also explains Stephane Dion's shuffling around in a limousine. Granted the story is about his limo driver's hotel bills, but shouldn't Kaptain Kyoto get out of the limo? Shouldn't the greenest Liberal since Ted Kennedy at the Carter inauguration find a more fuel efficient car? If I can drive a Neon, why can't the man who knows beyond all doubt that we're doomed unless we all drive Neon's? or Priuses...

Victor Clemmett, one of Canada's three remaining World War I vets passed away in Toronto Wednesday night at the age of 107.

Condolences to family and friends of Victor Clemmett.

Clemmett was one of three remaining vets when the Dominion Institute created a petition asking the federal government to grant a state funeral for the three remaining WWI vets. The two remaining vets are John Babcock and Dwight Wilson. Parliament passed a unanimous motion in November to hold a state funeral for the last World War I vet.

h/t to All Things Canadian for this one. Just before yesterdays rukus, in which the opposition shouted down a sitting MP, the Prime Minister none the less, some one yell "Oh Fuck Off!"

Who? Who yelled across the aisle for the Prime Minister to Fuck Off? And why is he (clearly a male voice) not being taken to the woodshed, especially when it is so clear on the tape, compared to that maybe he did maybe he didn't dog comment of recent notoriety.

Listen for yourself here. The offending remark come right about the 20 second mark, and immediately before the other MPs start yelling shame. It is one voice that cuts across Parliament for just one second.

Does the speaker now about this?

Yesterday I focused on Germany. Today, the rest of Europe. Again, my source information is from the International Council for Capital Formation. Much of what they say in the reports on other European countries is repetitive, but you can read the reports yourself: UK; Spain; Italy; Summary. However, here's a numerical overview of the reports.

UK:

Gas Price: 2010 - 7.4%; 2020 - 9.3%; 2025 - 10.3%
Diesel Price: 2010 - 8.8%; 2020 - 10.9%; 2025 - 12.1%
Heating Oil Price: 2010 - 44%; 2020 - 55.4%; 2025 - 60%
Natural Gas Price (Industrial Sector): 2010 - 46.5%; 2020 - 56.8%; 2025 - 62.4%
Electricity Price (Industrial Sector): 2010 - 34.9%; 2020 - 34.1%; 2025 - 37%

% Decline in GDP: 2010 - 1.1%; 2020 - 1.7%; 2025 - 2.5%
Can$ Decline in GDP: 2010 - $33.6B; 2020 - $65.1B; 2025 - $109.5B
Employment Decrease: 2010 - 336,000; 2020 - 547,000; 2025 - 673,000

Spain

Gas Price: 2010 - 10.7%; 2020 - 13.4%; 2025 - 14.7%
Diesel Price: 2010 - 14.1%; 2020 - 17.6%; 2025 - 19.3%
Heating Oil Price: 2010 - 32%; 2020 - 40%; 2025 - 44%
Natural Gas Price (Industrial Sector): 2010 - 41%; 2020 - 51%; 2025 - 56%
Electricity Price (Industrial Sector): 2010 - 23%; 2020 - 26.5%; 2025 - 26.2%

% Decline in GDP: 2010 - 3.1%; 2020 - 4.5%; 2025 - 5.6%
Can$ Decline in GDP: 2010 - $39B; 2020 - $70.8B; 2025 - $96B
Employment Decrease: 2010 - 611,000; 2020 - 785,000; 2025 - 708,000

Italy

Gas Price: 2010 - 8.2%; 2020 - 10.4%; 2025 - 11.5%
Diesel Price: 2010 - 11.1%; 2020 - 14.1%; 2025 - 15.6%
Heating Oil Price: 2010 - 11%; 2020 - 14%; 2025 - 15%
Natural Gas Price (Industrial Sector): 2010 - 43%; 2020 - 53%; 2025 - 58%
Electricity Price (Industrial Sector): 2010 - 12%; 2020 - 14%; 2025 - 15%

% Decline in GDP: 2010 - 2.1%; 2020 - 2.8%; 2025 - 4%
Can$ Decline in GDP: 2010 - $41.3B; 2020 - $65.1B; 2025 - $98.6B
Employment Decrease: 2010 - 221,000; 2020 - 305,000; 2025 - 433,000

(Note: Italics are mine, and designed to improve readability, not provide emphasis).

The real shock in the numbers is dollar decline in GDP, and employment numbers. Spain particularly already has an 8.5% unemployment rate, and is forcasted to increase between 3 and 4%.

Another note in these surveys is there is an assumption that "due to high taxes already in place on transportation fuels, the percentage change in price due to the addition of the carbon permit fees is less than the change in price in other sectors." In other words, the gas price is so high that a large increase does not appear large, percentage wise.

Note that Spain has the highest percentage jump in gas price. Thats because they have the lowest price of the countries, about $1.00/US Gallon cheaper. Canada, on the other hand, is about half the price of Spain and our gasoline prices would have to more than double (100+% increase) to catch up to Spain post-Kyoto.

Penn and Teller, who I don't find funny, nailed one here. Their petition to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide got hundreds of signatures at some "Worldfest" rally. They got signatures "left and right... well mostly left."



It's an old schtick, to be sure, but this is the first time I have seen this ruse for myself. Some facts about Dihydrogen Monoxide:

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

• Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
• Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
• Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
• DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
• Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
• Contributes to soil erosion.
• Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
• Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
• Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
• Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
• Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
• Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

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So there you have it folks, be careful of Dihydrogen Monoxide... or hippies bearing petitions.