Monday, April 30, 2007

Last year I played at a friend's wedding and, as I documented elsewhere, it went reasonably well. For her walk up the aisle I chose to play Pachelbel's so very pretty Canon in D.

Sorry about that Gail.

Does your municipality recycle compact fluorescent light bulbs (CFB's)? I emailed the environment department in my region (Waterloo) last week, but they haven't got back to me: Nice representation. However, I haven't heard of them recycling CFB's, although it's possible the local hazardous waste depot takes them.

CFB's cost 30c/bulb to recycle according to Dan Power of FLR. My house has about 24 bulbs in it. If each bulb lasts five years (a very optimistic assumption), that's 5 bulbs/year out of my house. That's $1.50 per year for one household.

Now Waterloo region has over 400,000 people. Lets assume 100,000 households in the region. If we further assume my house is average i.e. four people, 24 light bulbs, that's a cost of $150,000 per year just to recycle light bulbs once every household has no choice but to use compact fluorescents.

That's $150,000 a year over and above present expenses. Who's paying for that? Both my province and country have banned incandescent bulbs, which one of those jurisdictions is going to pick up the extra expense to every municipality of recycling CFB's? Or do they expect that we should just throw them out, and let all that mercury lie around the landfill?

And is it really smart to make virtually mandatory something that you need to take to the hazardous waste depot to get rid of?

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Exactly Right

Dave Hodson is a proud Canadian conservative living in Newmarket, Ontario.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

All the Fluffy news about the worlds biggest nuts.

Rosie O'Donnell announced this week she is leaving the "Chick sit" show The View. Negotiations apparently bogged down when O'Donnell wanted a one-year contract and ABC wanted her "the hell off our set today." A compromise was established and she is leaving in June.



Sheryl Crow approached Karl Rove at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, and badgered him about global warming. Rove got angry, and Crow eventually told him:

“You can’t speak to us like that, you work for us.”

A few days later, Crow posted an article on her website, in which she advises her fans:

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.”

Which just goes to prove Karl Rove is just like the rest of us: his boss is an idiot.

Oh, and Crow now says the toilet paper thing was just a joke. Which leads us to the question, who was she poking fun at? Sheryl Crow?


It was an interesting week all around for Sheryl Crow, as later in the week as Archbishop Raymond Burke resigned as chairman of the Cardinal Glennon Children's Foundation after its board of governors refused to pull the plug on a Sheryl Crow benefit concert Saturday. The Archbishop called Crow "a high profile proponent of the destruction of innocent lives," upon tendering her resignation. "Oh," he added, "she also has really smelly hands."

Doris Richards, 91 year old mother to Kieth Richards, died last Saturday of unknown causes. At Home in Hespeler has received an exclusive that her last words were: "For Gods Sake, Don't let him cremate me."


Hugh Grant was arrested Thursday over an incident in which he allegedly threw a Tupperware container of baked beans at a photographer. We use the word allegedly because, while there is photographic evidence, the video is not yet on YouTube.

These photographers these days are becoming complete wimps. In the old days paparazzi got hit by tins of baked beans- now that would hurt. Back in the silent movie days, actors carried a pork shoulder to make beans while they were on set. No getting smacked by a wimpy old Tupperware container for the photographers of old, but did you ever hear of them complaining?

Thursday also saw an arrest warrant issued in India for Richard Gere. His offence, a very public smooching of Bollywood starlet Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS campaign event. Gere faces three months in an Indian prison if found guilty, which, you gotta figure, is a lot worse than a tin of beans to the head.

Farewell to Bobby 'Boris' Pickett, who passed away this week at age 69. Pickett was known for his novelty hit "The Monster Mash. Picket apparently died of a "sudden surprise when his eyes beheld an eerie sight while working in the lab late one night." The Crypt Kicker Five is said to have performed the music at his wake.

Friday, April 27, 2007

The Art of a Good Marriage ~ by Wilferd Arlan Peterson ~

A good marriage must be created.
In marriage the "little" things are the big things.
It is never being too old to hold hands.
It is remembering to say, "I love you" at least once a day.
It is never going to sleep angry.
It is having a mutual sense of values, and common objectives.
It is standing together and facing the world.
It is forming a circle that gathers in the whole family.
It is speaking words of appreciation, and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways.
It is having the capacity to forgive and forget.
It is giving each other an atmosphere in which each can grow.
It is a common search for the good and the beautiful.
It is not only marrying the right person -- it is being the right partner.

I can't figure out governments in this country anymore. The other day I was Praising Baird for his Kyoto paper, The Cost of Bill C-288 to Canadian Families and Business. But yesterdays nonsense makes no sense to me, especially considering the opposition for C-288 put forth by the environment ministry. Last week Baird was suggesting the costs of Kyoto would be onerous, this week he started imposing costs. The environment ministry is becoming the ministry of whack-a-mole (or is that ministry of whack-a-prairie dog?), bashing away here, then there... no up there.

This seems to me a simple problem. You believe global warming is on, it's man-made and it is a looming catastrophe, or you don't. If you believe all three parts of the first statement, then you do anything - ANYTHING - to solve the problem. If you don't believe all three parts of that statement, then you do nothing, because there is no problem to solve. Half measures make no sense. And what John Baird is doing is half measures.

Which is it John Baird?

Then there's the Liberals in Toronto. What ever came over them to release the FLICK OFF campaign. (Notice, by the way, you don't need a fancy font. Use almost any font, type it in caps, it looks like what it's supposed to look like.) If you haven't seen it yet, here it is:

Never mind complaints about prissy indignation, it is entirely inappropriate for a government to be putting together this kind of vulgar campaign. The government should, and must, be held to a higher standard than the rest of us. They should be raising the level of debate, not lowering it.

But what boggles is, did they ever think this would be OK? As the Post points out "...the premier's office thinks parents who find this campaign offensive lack a sense of humour -- that they are just not with it." Did they not realize this would be a problem? Or have they become so removed from reality, that it never occurred to anyone this would be a problem? If that is so, this group needs to be removed from office quick. If only there was somebody, anybody else to vote for.

Oh, and memo to a couple of children of my acquaintance. Telling your dear old dad to FLICK OFF at any time, for any reason, government approved or not, is hereby added to your "I really don't recommend it" list.

Nice article today in the National Post by former vice-president of the NAC Gerry Nicholls:

If Prime Minister Stephen Harper deserves credit for uniting the Conservative Party of Canada, he must also take the blame for dividing the conservative movement.

And make no mistake, Harper's deliberate strategy of diluting conservative principles and moving the party to the left has split the movement into two factions.

The members of one faction, who might be dubbed the "Tory Partisans," support the Prime Minister as they would support their favourite sports team. Ideology doesn't necessarily matter to them. What matters above all to Tory Partisans is winning.

The other faction, which might be called the "Principled Conservatives," are horrified with what Harper is doing; they believe the Conservative party must actually stand for certain values and ideas.

In other words, the Principled Conservatives want the Conservative party to be truly conservative-- that is, a party which stands for free enterprise and less government.

I have long struggled with the political question of what I am, trying to define myself within our limited system. For a while I felt I was a libertarian, but those guys are somewhat anarchistic for my taste. Small 'c' conservative seemed a good fit, but was terribly unimaginative. Lately, I have settled on 'classical liberal.' Individual freedom within our political and economic system, government that should show an explicit reason for ever involving itself in peoples lives, and evidence that such involvement will solve, or at least improve, the problem.

While defining what I am has been recent, I have always known where I stand. No party has ever truly spoken for me and that is as true today as it was in 1977 or 1997. I actually thought Stephen Harper could be the guy, would be conservative fiscally, liberal in everything else (liberal, not Liberal. Two very different things). So far, the evidence is not good.

My lot lies with the Conservative Party, I don't see how that can change, not in the near future. But boy they are making it hard. So yes, Principled Conservative fits, but it does imply association. So if you don't mind Gerry, you can use my name to bolster your argument, but I think I'll stick with classical liberal.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

The Environment Ministry last week produced a report, The Cost of Bill C-288 to Canadian Families and Business, suggesting that the cost to Canada of Bill C-288 would be a 6.5% GDP decline (the largest post WWII recession), a doubling of Natural Gas prices, $1.60 litre gasoline, pestilence and locusts - lots of locusts. While the last two may not be in the report, both opposition leaders, Stephane Dion and Elizabeth May, have insinuated as much about the report.

The criticisms are based on the figure of a $195/tonne carbon tax the report says is required. Elizabeth May suggests that realistic figures are more like $30 - $50 tonne. I can only guess she is confusing a carbon tax with carbon credits, which most experts agree need to be in the $40-$50 range. If she thinks $50 would do it, consider that it would increase gas at the pump by 12c litre (not including increase in refinery costs). That's a long weekend jack-up, not a fix to reduce carbon by 33% (even more laughable is Dion's $20-per-tonne 'deposit' for companies - a 5c litre increase. I get that now between going to and leaving work).

In order to test Dion and May's theory, I put the numbers to a quick test: $195 tonne gives an at the pumps increase of .47c (1 litre of gasoline produces 2.4 KG of CO2. 1KG - .001 tonne. $195x .001 = .195. 195 x 2.4 = $0.468/litre of gasoline increase.), before refining costs. Considering the carbon tax will be on both sides of the equation, pump and refinery, it is not unreasonable to assume a 60c increase in gas. If the gas numbers are accurate, then I can accept the others without evidence to the contrary.

But is that too much, can we make Kyoto reductions next year with a 12c litre increase. The report says we need to make a 33% total reduction in GHGs. It estimates that 25% of those credits can be bought on international markets, leaving every person and industry to make a 25% cut in their emissions. How much would gas have to increase to make you reduce consumtion by 25%? Twelve cents? Four? Or John Bairds Sixty Cents a litre? (In fairness, Elizabeth Mays number should be closer to 20c.) Same rule for home heating. To cut your Natural Gas use 25%, what does the price have to be?

I have analyzed various reports in the past few months, and 60c a litre on gasoline is the number I expect to see from any serious report. Frankly, I think it's low - I expect a doubling of gas prices from current prices are required. Sixty cents a litre is the low end of the scale. So I have no trouble accepting the environment ministry's report.

There are however, various problems that crop up with the report, and Kyoto, when you read this. A carbon tax is expected to produce a significant decline in energy exports, as tar sands production loses some of it's cost advantage. This energy production has to be made up somewhere, so while Canada is suffering a Kyoto induced recession, someone else is producing the carbon we refused to.

Then there is electricity. Coal will be hit more than Natural Gas, which will be more expensive than hydro. However, Alberta and Ontario are more reliant on coal. While long term "... planned new hydro-electric generation capacity in northern Quebec, Manitoba and Newfoundland and Labrador that together with development of an east-west electricity grid, could dramatically reduce the dependence of Canadian industry and consumers on high GHG-emitting energy sources..." sounds good, how does Ontario and Alberta becoming dependant on Quebec and Newfoundland for hydro affect provincial politics. Does Ontario really want to be beholden to confederations blackmailers? (I know Alberta doesn't.)

Meanwhile, doubling Natural Gas prices implies much more for dirty electricity generation. A person wonders how high prices would have to go to make new nuclear generation a worthwhile investment? Sooner or later an Ontario Premier will have to consider it.

Further economic activity that can be anticipated, according to the study, is a weakening of the dollar and "effects on monetary policy." I presume that to mean stimulative effects, i.e. lowering of the interest rate, but as a lower dollar and increased carbon prices are not inflationary, I can't rule out higher interest rates.

And in the end, how effective would all this be? Consider this statement:

Revenue received from a broad carbon tax could be recycled back through the economy through changes in other tax rates, although at the same time it would be essential to ensure that the government's overall fiscal situation be kept whole in order to avoid returning to deficit.
Translation: they will give some of the extra tax money back through other tax relief (although not all), however expect tax increases as you decrease usage. You benefit what from cramming yourself into a tiny car, and wearing sweaters to bed in February? Nothing, because that savings will be taxed back to protect government revenues. Now isn't it funny how Stephan Dion and Elizabeth May never got upset about that bit of sophistry?

And who said that would happen? And what was that quote again? Something about farthings and "pimply minions of bureaucracy?"

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I have family in Ottawa, and go there once or twice a year. Last week, however, was the first time I was there while Parliament was sitting. This gave me a chance to sit in the visitors gallery for question period. If your a political junkie like me, put it on your "must do" list, it was a great experience.

First off, a big thank you to my MP Gary Goodyear and his staff. For question period you can just arrive and stand in line to sit in the end gallery, or, you can contact your MP's office and let them know when you will be in Ottawa. They can provide you with a pass to sit in the gallery opposite your MP, thus you can watch your representative in action. This is what I did.

I was met at the door by Jennifer Dodd, Gary Goodyear's assistant, and escorted around the line-up to security. After a brief security check, I was back in Jennifer's hands, who then took me to a more private elevator to the gallery level. At this stage I had to hand in my cell phone and camera, then got passed on to a security guy, who helped me find a seat, and everything else I needed.

I got there before question period, but it doesn't mean nothing was happening as debate on a Liberal motion to pull our troops out of Afghanistan was on-going. There where only a few dozen MPs present, most of them working away on laptops, reading briefings &tc.

The real action starts with question period, which is rollicking, fun and entertaining. It also has a rhythm to it, a give and take back and forth that adds to the entertainment. If you've ever watched it on TV you know the feeling that the MPs act like children, but it's not true. All that annoying background yelling you hear on TV is part of the flow of question period, and very much adds to it's flavour. As I said before, it should be on every political junkies to do list, just to get a feel for what it's really like.

But of course, what's Parliament without the Parliamentarians? This also provides a chance to get fairly close to the politicians and gather better impressions than you get off TV. Here's my take on people I saw (and remember, I was able to view the Conservative/NDP side of the house, not the Liberal side.

Stephen Harper does look sullen. He's a sloucher, and he looks entirely displeased to be there.

Peter MacKay, on the other hand, is tall and handsome. I always thought he looked like a fish, but he doesn't. Further he's very well dressed and carries himself with poise and confidence. In short, he looks like a successful guy.

Jack Layton looks arrogant and smug; possibly more so in person than on TV.

Rona Ambrose is not the Conservative hottie, that distinction goes to Josée Verner, Minister of International Cooperation and Minister for La Francophonie and Official Languages.

The star of the day was Environment Minister John Baird, who presented his Kyoto report to Senate that morning and was getting grilled. He was quick and sharp, and got the best laugh of the day as well (From Hansard):

Hon. John Baird (Minister of the Environment, CPC):

Mr. Speaker, the Liberal member said, “when Canadians see the cost of Kyoto they will scream”.

Let us look at what one of the former Liberal ministers of the environment, Sheila Copps, said. She said, “On the environment, the Liberals are not on solid ground”. She also said, “People like Ralph Goodale and Anne McLellan were viciously against Kyoto”.

Some hon. members: Oh, oh!


The Speaker:

I would urge all hon. members, and particularly the Minister of the Environment, to avoid using members' names. The person may have said that but the member knows that you cannot do indirectly what you cannot do directly. I think the member meant the hon. member for Wascana and he should use those kinds of terms in addressing the House.

Mr. Pablo Rodriguez (Honoré-Mercier, Lib.):

Mr. Speaker, it was a difficult day for the Minister of the Environment, who appeared before the Senate committee with only one thing in mind: spreading fear among Canadians.

Except that when he brought out an incomplete report based on partial information, he instead discredited himself before the members of the committee, and before all Canadians. When he was asked for specific figures to justify at least one of his dire predictions, he had nothing to say.

Now that he has had a few hours to read his report, can he give us some explanations or figures that justify at least one of his outlandish conclusions.

Hon. John Baird (Minister of the Environment, CPC):

Mr. Speaker, not only are we justifying the conclusions of the report, we had a number of Canada's leading economists from outside of government validate it.

I would encourage the member opposite to listen to members of his own caucus. This is what one of his caucus members said two months ago, “We're so far behind now that catch-up is impossible without shutting the country down”.

I cannot say who said this but I did see it on a website called www.garth.ca.
That last line had everyone in the house laughing - well maybe not on the Liberal side, I couldn't see them. Baird is young and good, and looked like was enjoying himself. Look for more from him in the future.

As an aside, I lunched at the Parliament Pub directly across the street from the Parliament Building and while it had good food, it is noteworthy because it has a great, fun menu:

Senators Soup of the day
Like our Senators this soup is the result of a decision by the Head chef

Johnny Crouton Caesar Salad
Shaved asiago, bacon, garlic croutons and home made tangy
caesar dressing.fit for a King or …a friendly dictator and good
for your legacy.

Dennis Mills Danforth Greek Salad
Cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, kalamata olives, feta
cheese and roasted garlic vinaigrette. Like Mills, this salad is a
of ingenuity and taste sprinkled with a hint of assertiveness.

Bill Graham’s Roasted Portobello Mushrooms
and New Potato Salad

with roasted red pepper coulis.Roasted and baked just like
Canada’s Foreign Policy on the Middle East

Stephen Harper’s Mixed Baby Greens
Pesto Dijon vinaigrette and roma tomatoes. Let’s focus on
green” here. Hey Stephen you still have to apologize to the
Maritimers – when you do we will name this item “mixed and
polished greens”

David Pratt’s Bunker Buster Tandoori Chicken
Mixed greens to camouflage the oncoming assault of the
palette, honey Dijon vinaigrette to lure the diners to the plate
riata that will blow your mind. This salad will target your
hunger and take it out permanently.

The Jack Layton Coalition of the Unwilling Chicken Caesar Wrap
Roasted chicken, romaine lettuce, asiago cheese, bacon and
Caesar dressing in a flour tortilla. This is the most politically
correct sandwich available......anywhere.....in the world.

Peter MacKay’s Philly Melt Sandwich
Sliced roast beef, mixed mushrooms, caramelized onion and
Swiss cheese. Served on toasted baguette with horseradish
pommeray aioli. – it looks good, it tastes good, it is good…and
it melts on its own when David Orchard is around.

Bloc Quebecois Smoked Chicken Quesidilla
b.b.q. sauce, guacamole, asiago, corn, and side sour cream .A
distinct sandwich with its own notwithstanding clause that’s
good for your overall constitution.

Paul Martin Roma Tomato Bruschetta
Served cold on toasted baguette with shaved asiago. Like Paul,
this is in a class all by itself.

John Godfrey’s Guantonimo Bay BLT WRAP
Roma tomato, bacon, mixed greens, asiago cheese, Dijon
mustard and avocado aioli imprisoned in a tomato tortilla wrap.
John Godfrey, the Liberal MP from Toronto known for his
passionate defense of the Al-quaida “non-combatants” who are
being “unfairly” held in US military prisons in Cuba.
We suggest he send them some of these sandwiches.

Stan Dromisky’s Roasted Vegetable Wrap“THE STAN”
Liberal red pepper, mixed with Kyoto Protocol themed zucchini,
eggplant, portobello mushrooms and red Tory onions, with a
collegial spot of Bloc Quebecois brie cheese, mixed greens and
roasted pepper sauce in a spinach tortilla wrap. Like Stan, this
is a meal for a team player who is always loyal to your
gastronomic desires.

Canadian Alliance Smoked Salmon Sandwich
Marinated capers and red onion, dill cream cheese and lightly
toasted dark rye bread. This Salmon is like theCanadian Alliance
– a fish out of water that got smoked in the
last election

Don Boudria’s Voodoo Chicken Sandwich
Mango and chili roasted chicken breast and provolone cheese.
Served on toasted baguette with avocado aioli. A true grit
sandwich with a loyal following. Like Don, this is a sandwich
you can always count on when the chips are down.

Stockwell ‘s Pasta of the Day

… with mixed green or ceasar salad. Served steaming hot…Amen.

Myron Thompson’s Quiche of the Day
with mixed green or ceasar salad…because REAL men
do eat quiche.
Pizzas are served with a choice of Caesar or garden Salad.

Bevilacqua’s Pesto Pizza
Roast chicken; sun dried tomatoes and goat cheese. Aaaaah
Maurizio. Smooth, tasty, palatable. A pizza that both Martinites
and Chretienites can stomach.

Parliament Pizza
Liberal portions of Tomato sauce, mixed with an Alliance of
prosciuitto and mixed mushrooms, red Tory onions, asiago and
mozzarella that’s as cheesey as the Bloc Quebecois.

Roasted Vegetable Pizza
Fresh basil, zucchini, red pepper, red onion, eggplant and goat
cheese. In honour of Hedy Fry, Art Eggleton, Alfonso
Gagliano and some of the other “bright lights” in the Liberal
government who have delusions of adequacy.

Dessert
Scott Brison Crème Brulée
John Manley’s Cheesecake
Deb Grey’s Chocolate Torte
Carolyn Bennett’s Lemon Tarte

Monday, April 23, 2007

I went to Ottawa last Thursday, and when I got back this blog was down due to converting to *new* blogger. Not again. Last time, you may remember I was down for over three weeks, the time before ten days. A repeat, and I don't think I would have returned, at least not in the form of At Home in Hespeler.

Once again, migration got stuck, and I wound up in the help groups where, to their credit, the blogger employees do their best to problem solve. As you can see, this time the fix was quick, and effective, as I am posting from the *new* blogger template.

Meanwhile I will be writing about Ottawa, but here's a favourite moment. This little fellow was running around Parliament Hill.
I kept thinking, Prairie Dog? Gopher?
Either way, apparently they are getting a bit more respect from "Canada's New Government."

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Lee Iacocca has a new book that hit the shelves today, Where Have All The Leaders Gone?, that questions the lack of leadership in America. While the preview seems to be an anti-Bush rant, I spent ten minutes in the book store today and I can tell you it's more than Bush Iacocca goes after:

I
Had Enough?

Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course."

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I'll give you a sound bite: Throw the bums out!

You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore. The President of the United States is given a free pass to ignore the Constitution, tap our phones, and lead us to war on a pack of lies. Congress responds to record deficits by passing a huge tax cut for the wealthy (thanks, but I don't need it). The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq, the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving pom-poms instead of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of America my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How about you?...

Why are we in this mess? How did we end up with this crowd in Washington? Well, we voted for them—or at least some of us did. But I'll tell you what we didn't do. We didn't agree to suspend the Constitution. We didn't agree to stop asking questions or demanding answers. Some of us are sick and tired of people who call free speech treason. Where I come from that's a dictatorship, not a democracy.

And don't tell me it's all the fault of right-wing Republicans or liberal Democrats. That's an intellectually lazy argument, and it's part of the reason we're in this stew. We're not just a nation of factions. We're a people. We share common principles and ideals. And we rise and fall together.

Where are the voices of leaders who can inspire us to action and make us stand taller? What happened to the strong and resolute party of Lincoln? What happened to the courageous, populist party of FDR and Truman? There was a time in this country when the voices of great leaders lifted us up and made us want to do better. Where have all the leaders gone?

He may be "senile and off his rocker," but he's Lee Iacocca and his ideas are worth hearing. This take no prisoners book is definitely on my list.

Another random shoot-fest, another day when men failed to step up and be men. While others can debate whether an armed student body would have stopped Blacksburg gunman Cho Seung-Hui, or whether it's George Bush's, the Police or the university administration's fault I have to ask, where were the men?

Why, in shooting after shooting, is their never, ever one Todd Beamer? Before Marc Lepine shot his fourteen victims in 1989, he sent the men out of the room. Not one tried to stop him, knowing full well he would probably kill the women. That would happen in no other time and place in history; men simply wouldn't walk meekly away while the women were slaughtered. In Montreal in 1989, nobody even questioned it.

It happens every time, the complete lack of story about some guy who stepped up, succesful or not. It doesn't take an armed populace to stop a shooter, although it helps. Cho Seung-Hui walked classroom to classroom, opening doors and shooting. He was vulnerable every time he walked through a door, and not once did one of the men in the room decide, not this room, not this time.

It's not the mens fault, you can't blame someone for what they don't do in these situations. I can't promise I would step to the plate given the choice, although I don't know how I would live with myself after if I didn't. But it speaks volumes about the society we've created that not one person in that school decided to put the school, society and classmates ahead of himself.

Not one man said "I'd rather go down fighting," and that's part of the tragedy.

Heard on a radio news report about ten minutes ago:


A disturbing picture is starting to emerge about the Blacksburg gunman [Cho Seung-Hui]...


Ya think?

Monday, April 16, 2007

This starts with todays picture of the day, three drawers with painting in them.

Click on picture for larger image

Lady Hespeler's grandmother was an artist, who played around in various styles at different times. There is quite a bit of her work floating around the family.

Recently one of the aunts began a project to document what everyone had, and I began taking, and sending pictures of the six or so works we have. There was some problems with the mail delivery (probably a combination of large files, a dial up connection and the PEI weather last week) and we began e-mailing over these issues. In one of those e-mails the aunt mentioned a sewing chest:

An that reminds me, Dad used Mother's oil paintings for drawer
bottoms in a sewing chest, missed those.
Oil painting in the bottom of a sewing chest? A couple of years ago when the grandmothers possessions where moving around the family, a chest stopped at us. It looked like a chest that musicians use called a manuscript chest or manuscript cabinet. Lady Hespeler wanted to throw it out, I said I'd take it. I could find it useful in my office/music room and it was too nice to throw out.

Could this be the sewing chest? I opened the top drawer, pulled off the brown paper that had covered the bottom of the drawer all this while, and Voila! A painting.

Thus a treasure found in our midst, although it's value probably very little. None the less, my saved cabinet has now been I'D'd as a 50 year old sewing chest, hand-made by my wifes grandfather, with three paintings done by his wife in the drawers.

Now I have to decide whether to remove the pictures, thus modifying an antique chest, or leave them and risk them getting ruined.


Boy! Some problems sure are more fun to have than others.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

From A Nation of Serfs? - page 212 (paperback edition). A British Naval officer in 1799, on the introduction of a tax on income:

It is a vile, Jacobian, jumped up Jack-in-Office piece of impertinence - is a true Briton to have no privacy? Are the fruits of his labour and toil to be picked over, farthing by farthing, by the pimply minions of bureaucracy?"
As I have complained before, why don't public figures have this kind of grasp of our language anymore?

I somehow can't see me discussing Elizabeth May and Stephan Dion in the future without referencing it as a "Jacobian piece of impertinence", or looking at Kyoto without mentioning the "pimply minions of bureaucracy."

Political Staples posited the best question regarding the recent Elizabeth May/Stephane Dion democracy-fest:

Is the Green Party a lobby group by other means...?
That is the question? And if they are, should they not lose their 75% tax credit status as a political party?

If you have been volunteering, donating to the Greens, as a political party, I can't imagine how let down you must be this week.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

NB Tory Lady

The Tory Lady came to my attention a few weeks ago. She is a pure blue partisan and boy, does she give it to those Liberals.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Polls last week put Stephan Dion, and his Liberal party, in horrible position. But as I've said before, ignore polls: watch what they do, not what the polls say. However, an exception comes to mind when repeated polls show a definite pattern. In the past month, repeated polls show the Liberals going down, the Conservatives going up, and more importantly, Stephan Dion's numbers in a full flush. That pattern has to be worrisome for Dion.

Which brings us to the Dion-May accord:

Stephane Dion has decided not to run a Liberal candidate against Green party Leader Elizabeth May in the next federal election.

Dion, who shares May's environmental idealism, is expected to make the announcement today. In return, sources say May will promise not to run a Green candidate against the Liberal leader and will essentially endorse Dion for prime minister.

Why would Stephen Dion agree to not run a candidate against May, in return for no Green candidate against him? It only makes sense if you assume Dion is going to have trouble holding his seat. Otherwise it's just giving up a seat to someone else. This accord shows that Dion has not just the Liberal party on the ropes, but is himself on the ropes.

So if you are a Liberal party supporter, you can safely believe those negative polls, because clearly Stephan Dion does.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

And I called it...

Last night I wrote, and this morning I posted:

Based on this article, I 'd say Belinda is leaving politics, and heading back to Magna (perhaps my new boss at Chrysler). That's the only explanation why she's worried about productivity (buzz word for competitiveness) and not same sex marriage or Kyoto inmplementation (which is the opposite of increasing competitiveness).
Bang on. One day later National Newswatch is reporting:

The Honourable Belinda Stronach, Member of Parliament for Newmarket and Aurora, today announced that she would assume the position of Executive Vice-Chair of Magna International Inc. effective immediately, and simultaneously, she will not stand for re-election as a Member of Parliament in the next federal election.
Frankly this one was obvious from yesterdays column in the National Post. In fact, yesterdays article brings into question why she ever joined the Liberals, as she seems to have nothing in common with them.

So if I got part one and two right (quitting politics, re-joining Magna) is she my new boss at Chrysler? Don't suppose that would be good for my career options.

Has Belinda Stronach crossed the floor again? I ask because how else to explain her very conservative (and Conservative) column in yesterdays National Post: The Real Issue Facing Canada: Competitiveness.

No kidding, a Stephen Harper complaint from years gone by, being espoused by Belinda Stronach. Too bad she can't reisist a bad dig to start up the column:

Some see it ( competitiveness ) as simply a synonym for lower corporate taxes and restricted wage growth.
We know who this is meant for, Conservatives, but it was Paul Martin and Jean Cretien who believed competitiveness was about lower taxes, especially when the Conservatives talked about it.

The juiciest bite in this article comes from this line, however:

Being competitive globally involves education, job skills, infrastructure, innovation, technology and regulation. It is an integrated package. Competitiveness is the result of a political philosophy that sets the balance between government and the private sector"
She's right, that philosophy is called conservatism. Stephen Harper has been preaching it for years.

Now remember back to when Belinda left the Conservatives because their lack of tolerance:

We have our priorities backwards. Other issues such as government accountability, lowering the GST and same sex marriage rights are secondary to making Canada competitive for the future.
Has she told this to Stephan Dion? She left the Conservatives supposedly because they didn't make same sex rights a priority. And what is Belinda's main accomplishment as a Liberal? The Pink Book:

Today, that voice is required more than ever as the Conservative government pursues an ideological agenda that ignores the needs of many women and cuts the funding of groups dedicated to those who need help most.

The Pink Book: A Policy Framework for Canada’s Future, Volume 1, describes a different direction – a progressive course that is essential not only to the advancement of Canadian women, but to the success of our country in the years ahead. We believe that a future Liberal government must focus its efforts on advancing the equality and economic status of women. Within this document you will find ideas and recommendations designed to achieve those goals – and to improve in other ways the lives of women and families across the nation...

Our ultimate goal is a better society for women and families – a society based on our Canadian values of justice and equality.

Yours sincerely,
Hon. Belinda Stronach, P.C., M.P. (Newmarket-Aurora)
Chair, National Liberal Women’s Caucus


That's just the introductory letter. The rest of it is loaded with non-competitive ideas and leftist buzzwords, things like pay equity and "$1 billion over five years towards the development
of a national caregiving agenda." It very certainly has it's "priorities backwards."

Based on this article, I 'd say Belinda is leaving politics, and heading back to Magna (perhaps my new boss at Chrysler). That's the only explanation why she's worried about productivity (buzz word for competitiveness) and not same sex marriage or Kyoto inmplementation (which is the opposite of increasing competitiveness).

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

for Mark
Painting by Antonio Piacente

I wrote a large post yesterday, that crashed while I was adding pictures, about how bad the NHL is. An old Leaf fan, I stopped watching/caring a number of years ago. Occasionally, however, I will bandwagon jump, and did so this weekend. I watched two games, the Leafs/Canadians Saturday night and the Islanders/Devils Sunday afternoon. After watching the two games my weekend came down to a shootout, which acrobat dropped the first bowling pin, to decide. Lame! The NHL officially owes me a new weekend.

Other issues I noticed, that I have been assured have been fixed, is referees officiating by the score and the clock, and strange penalty calls. The fact the league allowed New Jersey to dress their 'B' team for one of the leagues most important games (try that in the NFL) tells you how far the NHL has to go before they even acquire "Mickey Mouse league" status.

Then today, I read this:


The CBC is furious over the National Hockey League's decision to schedule Saturday's Pittsburgh Penguins-Ottawa Senators match in the afternoon instead of prime time...

Particularly galling to the CBC is that it is paying the league a rights fee of $65-million a year while NBC pays nothing in a profit-sharing agreement with the NHL. What's more, the CBC recently signed a contract extension with the NHL in which it will pay $600-million over six years, starting in 2008-09.

The CBC, the only rate payer involved in this discussion, is the one voice not being heard. That's purely amateur hour thinking. In a business the size of the NHL, money talks. The CBC should be seriously rethinking that new contract, if it's not too late.

Meanwhile, back in Maple Leaf land, the Toronto Star has a scathing report on their day after attitudes:

The folks who love this team want to believe their heroes will be hurting this week, when the NHL kicks off its annual Stanley Cup tournament by inviting a whopping 16 teams not named the Maple Leafs. But if you were hanging around the Air Canada Centre yesterday, it was hard to find evidence that anyone was dying inside.

There hasn't been an NHL playoff game in Toronto since 2004. And yet there wasn't anybody saying: "This is unacceptable" or "Never again." There was, on the other hand, plenty of delusion in place of truth, much self-satisfaction in lieu of self-blame.

"I'm happy, personally," said Andrew Raycroft, the goalie who was yanked from the biggest game of the season. "I got to play a lot of games and win a lot of games ..."

It's hard to say whether it was insulting or hilarious to hear Raycroft pat himself on the back repeatedly for winning 37 games. Raycroft, who put up some of the worst statistics of any NHL starter, needed 72 games to rack up his 37 dubyas. J.S. Giguere, to put it in perspective, played 16 fewer games and won 36.

"The end goal is to get into the playoffs," Raycroft continued, "so it's a bit of a disappointment."

The end goal – and only Maurice and captain Mats Sundin correctly answered that skill-testing question yesterday – is supposed to be the Stanley Cup...

"Why is it always about who scores the most goals?" interjected Darcy Tucker. "It's about your team winning."

Um, precisely.

But Raycroft is, in fact right. The end goal of this organization has never been a championship, and that has rarely been more true than it is now. Make the playoffs, that's the goal. By the way, that's Raycroft in the picture to the right. If you see him on the street, remind him of how bad it really was. Remind him a .513 win percentage is not good enough for an NHL starter.

One final hockey note, it's nice to see bad things happen to bad people.

Monday, April 9, 2007

"We owe a tremendous debt of gratitude to the men and women of the Canadian Forces, who risk their lives to create a safer and more secure world for Canadians and people the word over."

Stephane Dion
April 8, 2007

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Steve Howe is not a name the general population knows overly well: he's no Jimi Hendrix or Eddie Van Halen. But he is, none the less, one of the truly great guitarists of the rock pantheon. Adept in Jazz, fingerstyle and classical as well as rock, there is a huge number of guys my age who play classical as a direct result of "Mood For A Day." The Los Angeles Quitar Quartet, in fact, did a flamenco variation of it called "Aire para un Dia," on their 2004 CD "Guitar Heros."

Howe's band Yes was one of the biggest of the 70's and still sell out medium sized venues whenever they tour, which is frequently.

Happy 60th birthday, Steve Howe. And on a personal note - thank you!

The Lasso of Truth

Formerly the North American Patriot, Wonder Woman has pulled the stilettos out of storage and is ready to send her dispatches from Paradise Island.

Welcome back Wonder Woman: You look good in those shoes.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

All the Fluffy news about the worlds biggest nuts.

This is the story that I began the Fluffernutter for: this is the reason I ever wanted to start talking strange celebrity events. Kieth Richards this week said he snorted his fathers ashes: "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow." His father, Richards assured the interviewer, wouldn't mind.

Meaning there are now two immortal Richards men. Assuming you believe the story, which I don't. Sounds tome more like Richards thought he had a particularly dumb reporter on his line, then proved it.


The no publicity is bad publicity crowd should talk to the publicists over at CTV: has there been a worse TV debacle since Al Capone's vault? First, the show time was changed to suit The Amazing Race. Not just changed, but shifted all over depending on where you live. Then they award a car on National TV, and tell the poor winners no dice. Now they say they are offering the non-winners a one year lease on the $20,000 vehicle. Thanks a lot!

While these two 'winners' seem like consummate whiners, could CTV have handled this any worse? A cheap Pontiac, and it's too much for a major television station. Maybe they could have got Al Dubois to host the awards: it would have been far less embarrassing than having your hostess winning five Juno's: that wasn't awkward.

Avril Levine has never seemed too bright to me, but she got this one dead right:

"What's happened to Britney[Spears] is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business, you have to be able to deal with it. You can't complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that's the job."

Haven't seen it yet? The 'hilarious' Alanis Morissette take of on The Black Eyed Peas "My Humps" video? Wait no more.



Instead of funny, I find it kind of ironic. Last decades NoTalentOverhyppedMediaDarling/Star parodying this decades NoTalentOverhyppedMediaDarling/Star.

But if Alanis wasn't making fun of Fergie, what would she be doing? And yes, I would like fries with that.

Deeply sorry to hear of the death of director Bob Clark, who directed A Christmas Story, amongst others. Both Clark, and his 22 year old son Ariel, were killed when their car was struck by an unlicensed drunk on the Pacific Coast Highway:

In the wee hours of Wednesday morning, Bob, 67, and Ariel headed out; it's unclear whether they were going to get something to eat or driving to Ariel's Santa Monica apartment.

They had just driven a few blocks and were heading south on Pacific Coast Highway near the Bel-Air Bay Club at about 2:20 a.m. when a GMC Yukon swerved across the lane, striking their Infiniti Q-30 sedan head-on. Father and son were pronounced dead at the scene.

The driver of the sport utility vehicle, Hector Valazquez-Nava, 24, of Los Angeles and passenger Lydia Mora, 29, of Azusa were taken to UCLA Medical Center and treated for minor injuries. Valazquez-Nava was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, operating a motor vehicle without a driver's license and gross vehicular manslaughter.
The Christmas Story may is one of the top three Christmas movies I have ever seen, and Bob Clark deserves to be well remembered for that alone.

Left to right, here's R.D. Robb (Schwartz), Ian Petrella (Randy Parker), Peter Billingsley (Ralphie), Bob Clark (director/co-producer/co-writer), Scott Schwartz (Flick) and Zack Ward (Scut Farkus).

Friday, April 6, 2007

Right First Name...

But Lafleur is not the last name I have been waiting to see in a picture with "Jean" "Ad-Scam" and "handcuffs" in the story.

That Clifford C. Clavin, AKA John Ratzenberger, is 60 today.

Happy Birthday Cliffy.

A couple of weekends ago I took my girls to see Music and Lyrics. It's a fun movie that simultaneously parodies the 80's and the modern music scene. For an idea of how it pokes fun at the 80's, take a peek at this video from the movie, for the fictional song Pop, Goes My Heart (even the title is soooo 80's)



Of course, the 80's wasn't all hairspray and black and white checker-board shoes, there was serious business too. For instance, The Toronto Maple Leafs, who spent the 80's sucking, often seemed to be playing for the final playoff spot on the last game of the season. And so it is again, not good enough to be good, not bad enough for a good draft pick. The last time that happened, it was a dismal, lost decade for Maple Leaf fans...

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Is there anybody out there who is on good terms with Stephen Taylor or Craig Smith, who run the Blogging Tories? My posts have not been showing up on their aggregator for three weeks now, and I can't get a response as to why. I have e-mailed both guys three times, but never a reply, and no solving of the problem.

As I don't know the two gentlemen at all, I was hoping one of my readers did, and could pass this on to them. Or is someone else actually running the BTs nowadays, and who?

I would like to solve this problem as it's killing my numbers. Thanks to anyone who can help.

If the US Supreme Court has declared CO2 a pollutant, does that give the government constitutional authority to begin a population cull? After all, we emit CO2 every time we exhale, we can't stop exhaling and there is no way to scrub or filter our CO2. Could this be the old Adolphian constitutional end-run in action?

And what of the trees? They take CO2 and store it, exhaling oxygen in return. If CO2 is a pollutant, and trees store CO2, does that make a tree toxic waste? Especially considering they release all that stored CO2 when they die, or are cut down.

It may sound unlikely, but could this ruling could result in the end of logging in the United States?

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

What will Kyoto cost? Licia Corbella has an article today, We Want Free Kyoto, that looks at some of those questions. It notes that 64% of Canadians believe that Canada should live up to it's Kyoto obligation. But, 71% would not be willing to pay 25c a litre tax on gas to make that happen.

25c? Who came up with this fictional little number? Want Kyoto? then think $2.00 a litre for gasoline, think double the price of electricity, especially in Ontario and Alberta where the electrical companies are more dependant on dirty coal. Oh, and look to spend $30,000 upgrading your home to meet the new standards required.

And it's starting already.David Miller wants to charge a usage tax on garbage, the Tories just added a gas guzzler tax to the federal budget, Elizabeth May and Stephane Dion talk about a carbon tax. That's just the beginning. Others want to tell us, people who are gaining voice and influence, how far and when we can drive, what kind of houses we live in, how big our yards should be. They want a world where we live in small small houses or (better yet apartments) and play at parks, take transit to work, and they are prepared to force us to do it. Those voices are gaining credibility, and if left unchecked will decide for the populace how and where and why we should live. The National Post has been documenting the complaint against suburbia for the past week, including an editorial today.

Those who would restrict our basic freedoms in the name of the environment are coming, are in fact here. and if you find 25c litre tax unpalatable, look out, that's not even their starting point. Banning big vehicles, even as an ageing populations older joints wait longer for surgery and a carbon tax in the neighbourhood of 85c a litre is their starting point.

And where will it end. God knows! That's what you have to worry about, and that's something you should consider before telling a pollster that you are in favour of meeting our Kyoto commitments.

Some days it seems everybody is reading At Home in Hespeler, and taking down notes. Case in point: todays lead editorial in the Toronto Sun May Gives Green Light to Vote Grit.

Federal Green party Leader Elizabeth May is a big fan of Liberal Leader Stephane Dion. She's even called his tenure as the last Liberal environment minister "magnificent."

Logically, then, a prominent Vancouver environmentalist last week jumped from the Green ship to run for Dion's Liberals in the next election. According to May's reasoning, that makes perfect sense. After all, in addition to being a huge fan of Dion, May has made it crystal clear she is NOT a fan of Prime Minister Stephen Harper on environmental issues and argued the single most important thing is to defeat him in the next election.

Given that, Briony Penn, the (former) Green party supporter in Vancouver, must have figured why not team up with the party that has best chance of stopping Harper right now -- the Liberals, not the Greens.

Perhaps, under May's stalwart leadership, more Green candidates will jump to the Liberals.

Maybe people who were thinking of voting for the Greens because of their stands on environmental issues will now strategically vote for the Liberals instead. After all, May has given Dion her green seal of approval.

A few weeks ago, I had a similar thought:

If Elizabeth May is only interested in knocking off Conservatives, if she doesn't want to unseat a Liberal or New Democrat, what's the point of the Green Party? Why doesn't she just join one of those two parties?

You'd think that would be enough for one day. But then one of the best writers in Canada, Andrew Coyne, offers a strategy for the Liberal/NDP/Bloc coalition should the Harper government fall ("Spring Election? Maybe Not": not available on-line):

The assumption is that defeat on a confidence vote would automatically precipitate an election, the third in three years. But in fact it would not. It would mean the fall of the Harper government. But it is up to the Governor-General what happens next. Rather than dissolve Parliament and call new elections, she has the prerogative to ascertain, if Mr. Harper cannot command the confidence of the house, whether anyone else can.

That's exactly what I said a year and a half ago about another minority government (OK, I didn't say it here, but I said it):

Use the Conservatives opposition day next week to declare non-confidence in the Liberals. Then inform the governor general that the three opposition parties have an agreement in place and the Conservatives are ready to form a government. I'm no constitutional lawyer, but I think in the case of no confidence the governor general is obligated to see if the opposition can control the house.

That's two in one day: next it will be Terrance Corcoran using my connection between Pigovian tax, Toronto Hydro rate increases and Dalton McGuinty's smart meters.

Imagine what I could do if I could get off my but and start writing again.

Gerry Nicholls has been a good friend to At Home in Hespeler since I began communicating with him last summer over the CAW manifesto to eliminate capitalism. Today he announced that he is leaving the National Citizens Coalition:

This is probably one of the hardest postings I have ever had to make.

You see, I am announcing that I no longer work for the National Citizens Coalition.

After 22 years, the NCC and I are going our separate ways.

I am proud of the work I did there over the years, helping to transform it into Canada's top organization for the defence of our economic and political freedoms.

So many battles, so many campaigns.

I am also proud that I always put principle first.

And one of the best things about working for the NCC, was having the chance to meet so many conservatives/libertarians who shared my love of freedom.

Oh well nothing lasts forever I guess.

So it's off to my next challenge.

The fight for freedom must go on.
And from his comments, in case the line "I am also proud that I always put principle first" didn't tip you off:

...just to be clear, I am not leaving the NCC from my own choice.

Why is anybody's guess, but its sad news for conservatism in Canada.

Gerry my friend, I wish a you all the luck in the world, and please keep in touch.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

So it's hardly a Wonder that our old favourite, Wonder Woman has returned to the world of blogging with The Lasso Of Truth: The Return of Wonder Woman: Dispatches from Paradise Island.

I know you've been doing that whole happiness gig, but I've missed you Wonder Woman.

 

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