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Monday, February 28, 2011
A GAY REPUBLICAN…A NAZI JEW…A BLACK KLAN MEMBER…A MUSLIM POPE…A SMART TEAHADIST…A COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE
Why do gays vote for the Republican Party? Come to think of it, why do poor people, unemployed people, old people, single parents, minimum-wage workers, and anybody else who's not a fucking millionaire, vote for the GOP? The party of Sally Kern, Sarah Palin, and John "Filibuster" McCain, to name but a few.
The Texas GOP, like that of many other states, actually wants to recriminalize sodomy, among other choice proposals.
Did any Jews vote for Hitler? Did any blacks vote for George Wallace? Given that the river of human stupidity is an ever-flowing stream, I sure wonder.
Sigh. Kinda makes you feel like just giving up on the human race sometimes, ya know what I mean?
Your Head Trucker now believes it will be twenty years before we see equality all across the nation: DADT was repealed, but we have a long way to go yet... DOMA. ENDA enacted, and UAFA, and marriage equality in every state.
Twenty years: remember you heard it from Russ right here. Mark your calendars, and drop me a postcard when 2030 rolls around. If the gay Republican kapos will let you have a postage stamp.
Tell me I'm wrong. Please.
