King Arthur Movie Tristan

It's probably an oldie, but thanks anyway to Ron for sending this along:

Little Melissa comes from Chance Cove Newfoundland and attends first
grade.
After school she tells her father that they learned about the history of
Valentine's day.'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, I was
wondering if I gave a Valentine to someone who was not, will God get mad
at me for giving them a valentine?'
Melissa's father thinks a bit, and then says 'No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?''

'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.

'Why Osama Bin Laden,' her father asks in shock.
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little Newfoundland Christian girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new-found
pride. 'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.''

'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, our
Canadian Soldiers can shoot the fucker.

Wonder if Dad choked on his granola bar?