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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Breaking news out of NYC, Plaxico Burress has been sentenced to two years in prison for shooting himself in the leg.
This is the conclusion to one of the most ridiculous stories ever.
This dude is a genuine idiot, the gun is problem number one, bringing it to a public place with hundreds of people around is number two, and three would be not putting the safety on.
In related news...Delonte West was speeding on his motorcycle when he cut off a cop. Oh boy I can't believe I am about to type this, when West was pulled over they found two handguns in his pants, and...................a loaded shotgun in a guitar case strapped to his back. What a moron.
If I was a betting man, I am, I would set the odds of what team will sign Plax when he comes back at
-580 Raiders(if Al Davis is still alive)
-320 Bengals
-290 Cowboys
-110 Giants
EVEN Lions
+120 Pats
+280 Colts
Happy Betting
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