King Arthur Movie Tristan

Wiartin (HP) - Villagers of this hamlet east of Owen Sound today formed in a mob and marched to the site of locally famous Wiarton Willy. Carrying torches, pitchforks and snow shovels and chanting "kill the rodent", the villagers came to demand an explanation of the weather from the local weather prognosticator. Willy this past February 2nd predicted an early spring.

"Six weeks ago today we put a simple question to the damned rodent, six more weeks of winter or early spring," said one of the protesters. "He said early spring. Well six weeks later, not only do we not have spring, but they are predicting 30cm of snow."

"Maybe he's not a groundhog at all", one protester suggested. "Maybe he's a gopher."

"Or a prairie dog," said another, before re-lighting his torch and picking up on the chant.

"kill the rodent... Kill The Rodent... KILL THE RODENT"