Saturday Fluffernutter - all the fluffy news about those nutty celebrities.
Wham! Singer George Michael was arrested last weekend for - ahem - loitering around a mens washroom.
"I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again..." he said in a statement that simply doesn't apply to me.
"And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."
Oh, OK then.
Singer Clay Aikens announced this week, during his baby's first photo shoot, that he is gay. This leads to a natural question: who?
Last time I reported that James Bond will not drink his classic Vodka Martini in the next Bond movie: Quantum of Solace. Now it is reported that Bond will not use his famous introductory line: Bond, James Bond.
I spend too much time wondering why the current owners of the Bond franchise bother making the movies at all seeing as they seem to like so little about them.
Review in Brief: Kings of Leon - Only By The Night (CD):
Rockin'
Led Zeppelin rumour of the week, courtesy of Ramble On: Last weekend it was reported that Led Zeppelin would issue an ultimatum to Robert Plant: We have a guy, and he can do your job, we are going on tour with or without you. Plant has apparently responded with the word Zeppelin fans have been waiting to hear: hey guys, where you goin? Wait for me...
Paul McCartney played in Israel this week amongst threats from the jihadi set that he would be given the Anne Boleyn treatment. Fortunately for the "cute" Beatle, he had the offer of bodyguard services from Ted Nugent. The Wand Dang Sweet Poontanger offered to guard McCartney with what may wel be the quote of the year:
Regardless that Paul and I have our obvious social, cultural, and culinary differences outside of music, I will not bend or waiver to voodoo religious whackjobs and neither should Paul.
And if guarding Paul didn't work, he could start singing Wango-Tango and confuse the hell out of them.
