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Friday, July 29, 2011
Here are the main ingredients and the instructions to this toxic food:
Measure ½ cup of LIBERTARIAN ideology on steroids
¼ cup of RACISM a la Ku-Klux-Klan
1 teaspoon of stale XENOPHOBIA
2 Generous scoops of HOMOPHOBIA
Sprinkle in EVANGELICAL-FUNDAMENTALISM thoroughly until a THEOCRACY consistency is attained.
For the icing apply a very thick layer of anti-government ANARCHY leaving out regulations and laws.
The dish is a favorite of those special interests and the very wealthy…it is fashionably consumed by those who can’t get enough cake and not even leave the crumbs for others.
Serve bone cold accompanied with a good glass of VITRIOL CABERNET 1929; the after dinner conversation should be devoid of grammatically correct English and a celebration of ignorance, lies, superstition and the lack of knowledge in most important subjects is propitious. Ironically, there is no TEA in this recipe and not even a hint of the original Tea Revolt or its motivation.
CAUTION WARNING: This dish is not recommended for the consumption by real, patriotic Americans. Cases of severe indigestion and life-threatening diarrhea have been reported. We advise that you only look at it and as soon as nausea and vomiting appear, leave the dish at once.
